12 Reasons Why I Buy Fabric
insulates the closet where it is kept.
helps keep the economy going. It is our patriotic duty to support
cotton farmers, textile mills and fabric shops.
is less expensive and is more fun than psychiatric care.
it is on sale.
sudden increase in the boll weevil population might wipe out the
cotton crop for the next ten years.
one who dies with the most fabric wins.
keeps without refrigeration.
donít have to cook it to enjoy it. You never have to feed it, change
it, wipe itís nose or walk it.
dust, itís good for protecting previously empty spaces in the house,
like the ironing board, the laundry hamper, the dining room tableÖ
from dealing with the Fabric Control Officers (my spouse/significant
other) made me do it.
not immoral, illegal or fattening.
calms the nerves, gratifies the soul and makes me feel good.
From The Beeline, Utah Quilt Guild